WELCOME TO

Ha ha! I am Lemmy Koopa, and you have foolishly fallen right into my trap. But don't worry- there is nothing to fear in Lemmy's Land, unless the idea of 40 1/2 fun-filled sections fills you with terror. If you feel brave and want to have some fun, I dare you to click on me and advance into my trap. If you feel you need to stick to some crazy schedule and don't want to have a good time, then run over to Mario and he will rescue you.

Click on me to go into my land! I dare ya!

Ha!  Not even Mario can help you!  There is no way out, so you may as well click on me.

Thank you for being the 



person to allow me to capture you. Enjoy!